An interesting baptism
James was baptized. The pastor dipped his head into water 3 times and said: “you are now baptized. Your sins are forgiven, you are a new creation in Christ, your name is now Jacob. No more drinking of alcohol”.
Jacob went home and goes to his refrigerator, took all his alcohol bottles out, dipped them into water 3 times and said: “you’re baptized, your sins are forgiven, you’re a new creation in Christ, your name is now Fruit Juice”.
Don’t laugh alone 😂
Using Pythagoras theorem to solve difficult problems in life
A great man said…😇
I still use Pythagoras theorem of 30📐60📐90📐 to solve most difficult problems of life.
Only difference is,
‘degrees’ have been replaced by ‘ml’
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”,
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is a Liability
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
A Kerala Lady visited a Bar for the First Time, in US.
She sat on the Bar stool in Front of the Bar Tender..
A Guy at Her Left side ordered:
“Jack Daniels, Single”
A Guy at Her Right Side ordered:
“Johnny Walker, Single”
The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said:
“Mariamma Chacko, Married “……………..???