The rules you missed while watching TV with your Wife

A couple ? watching an IPL match on TV. ? After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Bret Lee?

Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother!

Husband: He does not have an actor brother

Wife: What about Bruce Lee?

Husband: No, Bret Lee is an Australian

Wife: Oh! Look! Another wicket in just two minutes!

Husband: No. It is called action replay

Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one!

Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkata.

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter?

Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘free’ hit? Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?

Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.

Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over? How many runs to win?

Husband: 72 in 36 balls

Wife: Ah, that is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband turns off the TV! ?

Wife turns it on and watches a drama serial.

Husband: Who is this Character…?

Wife: Your Step Sister!!! ?
How many times have I told you not to disturb me when I am watching TV!

Husband: ?

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