How to answer an interview question brilliantly

Interviewer – so what’s your email ID?

Me – sir, [email protected]

Interviewer – and password?

Me – 12345678

Interviewer – you shared such a confidential information so easily for the job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better offers?

Me – Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don’t think you can still login to my email account. Let’s look for the possibilities. My password can be
12345678
Or
Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight
Or
1twothreefourfivesixseveneight
1twothreefourfivesixseven8….. so on
Or
2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4….)
13355557777778 (1, two 3, four 5……, 8)….. so on
Or
Combination of all of these…

By the way, did I mention use of capitals?

Interviewer ??

How much salary will you take my boss?
????