ടീച്ചർ : നിങ്ങളുടെ മകന് ഹിന്ദിയിൽ ഫുൾ മാർക്ക് ഉണ്ടല്ലോ …
അവനു എല്ലാ വിഷയത്തിലും ഇതു പോലെ ട്യൂഷൻ കൊടുത്തൂടെ ??
അച്ഛൻ : ട്യൂഷൻ കൊടുത്തതല്ല. അവനെ വെക്കേഷന് ബംഗാളിയുടെ കൂടെ പണിക്കു വിട്ടതാണ് ടീച്ചറെ… …😂
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.
This 60th anniversary of their class, they had a wonderful evening, their spirits high. The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.
Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”
After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, “Yes,….. yes I will!”
The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled.
Did she say “Yes” or did she say “No?”
He couldn’t remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.
He remembered asking the question but for the life of him he could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.
First, he explained that he couldn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening.
As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her. “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say “Yes” or did you say “No?”
“Why you silly man, I said ‘Yes. Yes I will.’ And I meant it with all my heart.”
The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.
Then she continued. “And I am so glad you called because I couldn’t remember who asked me!”😳😁
Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school.
She had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks;” How did it go?”
“I nearly died of shame!” She answers!
“Why?” Her Mother asked.
Annie said, “Kate from down the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.”
Her mother answers laughingly “But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”
“No… well that’s how I felt when I had to tell them that we were so poor….that you and daddy had to make me yourselves
At the age of 4 years … Success is…..
That you do not pee in your pants,
At the age of 8 years … Success is…..
To know the way back home.
At the age of 12 years, success is……..
To have friends.
At the age of 18 years, success is…….
To get a driver’s license.
At the age of 23 years, success is…….
To graduate from a university.
At the age of 25 years, success is……..
To get a job
At the age of 30 years, success is……..
To be a family Man.
At the age of 35 years, success is……..
To make money.
At the age of 45 years, success is…….
To maintain the appearance of a young man.
At the age of 50 years, success is…….
To provide good education for your children.
At the age of 55 years, success is…
To still be able to perform your duties well.
At the age of 60 years, success is……
To still be able to keep driving license
At the age of 65 years, success is…….
To live without disease.
At the age of 70 years, success is……..
To not be a burden on any one.
At the age of 75 years, success is……..
To have old friends.
At the age of 80 years, success is…….
To know the way back home.
At the age of 85 years, success is…….
That not to pee in your pants again.
one of the best messages I have ever read.
MOMS ARE MOMS……
A 50-year-old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple !!!!
Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest to swimming nowadays?”
The lady, with a look of helplessness, replied: “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son: – “If your mom and I fall in the water, whom will you save first?”
And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!”
A few days later husband and wife were quarreling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: ” now tell me! If your mom and I fall in the water, whom will you save first?”
“I don’t have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.”
Wife refused to relent: “No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us”
The husband replied: “Then you will surely die…. because I don’t know how to swim …. and my mom will definitely save me first.”😂
While quarreling, the husband told to his wife – look I am not afraid of you.
The wife replied – Don’t tell lies. While coming to see me for the first time you came with 6 people.
For the engagement, you came with 100 people and for wedding 500 people.
Look how daring I am. I came to your house all alone.. 😋😜